Crazy Drunk Football Commentator on Ecstacy?

In the year-2006 Worldcup season, there born the craziest and most controversial Chinese football commentator ever.

As a result of his crazy and emotional M16-style football comments, the TV station had to apologize to the public for his 'insane' way of commenting football.

Here come the best of his comments... the Italy v.s. Australia in the last-16 game.  The Italian eventually won an injury-time penalty that sealed their victory, marched on to the last-8... and the rest were history.

During the emotional moment, the "Crazy Chinese Commentator" gave his, probably, most explosive football comments of all time!  He must be on-ecstasy for such an estatic delivery!  See for yourself.

(It will be the best if you can understand Mandarin.  For non-Mandarin readers, I've tried my best to translate his comments into English below)



The English translation:
0:06:  Totti...
0:10:  Crosso...
0:12:  passed him... good!
0:13:  went in... Iaquinta (or did he say Viduka)...
0:16:  ...come... SPOT KICKKKK...!
0:18:  SPOT KICKKKK...!
0:20:  SPOT KICKKKK...!
0:21:  Crosso brought glory...
0:22:  Crosso brought glory...
0:23:  do not give the Australian any chance at all...
0:30:  the majestic Italian 'left back'...
0:32:  he has inherited the glorious Italian's finest tradition...
0:37:  ...the spirits of ???, Cabrini, Maltini has possessed him...
0:42:  Crosso single-handedly... he represented the historical Italian's football tradition...
0:46:  ... at this moment... he is not fighting alone... he is not alone...
0:57:  Totti...
1:02:  Totti is facing the spot kick...
1:09:  he is facing the eyes and hopes of Italian fans in the whole world...
1:12:  anticipating...
1:19:  Schwarzer (Australian goal-keeper) used to... in the 'play-off'... World Cup qualifying 'play-off'... save two spot kicks.
1:22:  Totti seemed to know this very well...
1:24:  can he (Schwarzer) smile while facing him (Totti)?
1:32:  ...facing the person in front?
1:36:  10 seconds later, how would he look like?
1:52:  ...THE BALL WENT IN!!!
1:54:  ...THE GAME IS OVER!!!
1:56:  ...ITALIAN WON!!!
1:58:  ...KNOCKED THE AUSTRALIAN TEAM OUT!!!
2:02:  they did not, once again, fall in front of Hiddink's (Aussie couch) team...
2:06:  the majestic Italy... the majestic Italian 'left back'...
2:09:  ...Maltini, today... Happy Birthdayyyy!
2:12:  ITALY LONG LIFE!!!
3:12: ... did not disappoint the hope of all the Italian...
3:14:  The spot kick is... in complete theory... a complete killer... at the absolute deadly corner...
3:23:  The Italian team advanced into the quarter-final...
3:34:  The victory belongs to the Italian... belongs to Crosso... belongs to Cannavaro... belongs to Zambrotta... belongs to Buffon... belongs to Maltini... belongs to all the people that love Italian soccer.
3:48:  (censored... he actually said Australian 'roll egg' back...)
3:54:  The Australian team may be regretting now... their Hiddink... in the second half, with an extra man, they played too 'conservatively', too 'boring'... they lost their courages... when facing the historical Italian soccer tradition... they did not play the attacking soccer like they did in the group games... they finally bite their own dust...
4:16:  ...they should go home... they do not have to go back to the far-away Australia... most of them live in Europe... good bye!

Someone turned his ecstatic comments into a rap song... turn up the volume!  Here comes the craze...



Brilliantly editted pieces...!

Crazy?  Wait till you see the next.  This guy is definitely drunk!  Man... he has just re-defined the word 'PASSION' for both football and his work!  (you may stop at 4:05 onwards, it was just some talkings that I completely do not understand)



I hope I understand what he said... anyone?

In case you missed them, some of the defining moments:
0:07:  hugged co-worker;
0:40:  kissed co-worker;
0:52:  poor co-worker seemed very distrubed, adjusted earphone at 0:58;
1:10:  same poor co-worker really cannot 'tahan';
1:28:  same poor co-worker gave up... faced the noise with smile;
1:30:  co-worker at far end showed sign language with the co-worker at the side... body language looked like "what do to?"...
1:55:  co-worker tried to calm him down;
2:03:  check the facial expression of lady... hahaha...
2:32:  left the seat and stage and hugged the show-crew;
3:03 and 3:11:  same poor co-worker, expression-less.
3:36:  sing...
4:00:  co-worker from far end definitely is fan of the opponent.
4:03:  (nothing to see from here onwards.)

This crazy guy is Tiziano Crudeli... probably the best commentator in the world, and the most bias too (he is an AC Milan supporter)!  He went completely insane each time AC Milan score.

Now, a popular beer maker got an idea from his ecstatic behaviour, and made a commercial out of it...



Now, the following guys are definitely graduated from the same class of Luciano Pavarotti and Whitney Houston... pump up the volume... the best parts are toward the end...



Have a nice day!